Three Nuns die and go to heaven. Three Nuns die and go to heaven, but in order to enter, they must prove their faith by answering one question each. The first nun was asked "Who was the first man on earth?" The nun replies "Obviously it was Adam" The lights flicker, the bells ring and the gates open. The first nun walks through. The second nun was asked "Who was the first woman on earth?" "Easy" says the second nun "It was Eve" The lights flicker, the bells ring and the gates open. The second nun walks through. The third nun was then asked "What was the first thing Eve ever said to Adam?" The nun, stumped by the question, says "Boy, that's a hard one." The lights flicker, the bells ring and the gates open.
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