3 nuns 3 nuns die and go to heaven. St Peter meets them and the pearly gates of heaven. He says to the nuns “hello ladies, I know you have lived your lives with a complete devotion to god, but it’s mandatory that I ask you each a question before you can enter”. The nuns all look at each other and then in agreement, they nod their approval. St Peter asks the first nun “Who was the first man ?” “Adam” she replied. Lightning flashes, angels with great golden horns sound, the colors of heaven appear and the pearly gates open to let her in. St Peter asks the second nun, “who was the first woman?” She replies “Eve”. Lighting flashes, angels with great golden horns sound, the vibrant colors of heaven appear and the pearly gates open to let her in. He asks the third nun, “What was the first thing eve said to Adam ?” She scratches her chin saying “gee that’s a hard one.” Lightning flashes, Angels with …..
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