One day an old Ukrainian man found an antique lamp He starts it to polish it off and 'Poof', a genie appears in a cloud of smoke. "Hoho, Mortal!" says the genie, stretching and yawning, "For releasing me I will grant you three wishes." The old man thinks for a moment, and says, "I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his mongol hordes, march to Ukraine's border, and then decide he doesn't want the place and march back home." "No sooner said than done!" thunders the genie. "Your second wish?" "Ok. I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his mongol hordes, march to the Ukraine's border, and then decide he doesn't want the place and march back home." "Hmmm." The genie scratched his chin in confusion "Well, all right. Your third wish?" "I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his --" "Okokok. Right. What's this business about Genghis Khan marching to Ukraine and turning around again and again?" The old man smiles. "He has to pass through Russia six times."