Putin is holding a press conference This is Russian joke. Putin is holding a press conference to see what problems in Russia need fixing. An old man walks up to the mic and says ""Mr. President, we are so poor, we cannot afford to eat, every night my wife and I go hungry. Can you fix this?"" Putin says ""I'm sorry, I cannot fix this."" The man continues ""Mr. President, my son is in the Army. Every day I'm worried he'll be killed in Ukraine. Can you fix this?"" Putin says ""I'm sorry, I cannot fix this."" The old man goes on ""Mr. President, my daughter is gay. Every day I fear you will lock her up. Can you fix this?"" Putin says ""I'm sorry, I cannot fix this."" The man sighs heavily, ""well, at least I have my health."" Putin perks up, ""now that I can fix!"" Joke finished, back to work.