An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letter... Dear Ma & Pa, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workinā on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya donāt hafta get outta bed until 6 am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothinā!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz thereās lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing! At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but thereās no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You donāt get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are dead because weāve been on a āroute marchā - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!! This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootinā - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a possumās bum and it donāt move and itās not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target! You donāt even load your own cartridges, they comes in lil' boxes, and ya donāt have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload! Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - itās not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster. Turns out Iām not a bad boxer either and it looks like Iām the best the platoonās got, and Iāve only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - heās 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know Iām only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringinā wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer. I canāt complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how good it is. Your loving daughter, Patricia
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