Putin is woken up at 02:30 in the morning. “Vladimir Vladimirovich, the Ukrainians want to discuss the terms of surrender." says Putin's secretary. Putin sits up on his bed and says: "Great, give me my phone, I'll call Zelenskyy." The secretary answers: "That won't be necessary, they are standing behind the door. Also, they gave us an hour."
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NASA spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. Russia putin a pencil.
My gassy dog might be the leader of Russia... ...because she is always Putin.
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