Classic jokes modified to Donald Trump and Putin One day while walking through the countryside the President of Russia discovered an old lamp. He started to polish it and out came a genie who told him that for freeing him from the lamp he would grant him one wish. Putin thought for a minute before declaring, ""I am a poor simple man with simple needs, therefore I wish that Putin pee vodka!"" The Genie exclaimed that Putin's wish was granted and disappeared in a poof of smoke. Putin runs home and bursts through the door yelling, ""Donald, bring two cups, tonight we drink vodka!!!"" He pees in the cups and sure enough, it's the best vodka either had ever tasted. They drink into the wee hours of the morning. The next night he comes through the door and again hollers, ""Donald, bring two cups, tonight we drink vodka!!!"" This continues all week until Friday night when Putin comes in the door and exclaims, ""Donald, bring me one cup!!!"" Donald is upset and asks, ""Vladimir, all week you say bring two cups and we drink vodka, so why tonight do you only ask for one cup?"" Vladimir smiles and replies, ""Because tonight Donald, you drink from bottle""