The Daddest Jokes of Them All In Which Dad Tries His Hand At Humor -------------------------------------------- 1.Q Why did dad celebrate his new girlfriend's birthday for only thirty seconds? 1.A Because it was her 32^nd birthday! 2.Q ""Why is leather armor the best?"", asks Dad 2.A Because it's literally made of hide! 3.Q Dad wants to know why he should buy a SmartLamp^tm 3.A Obviously because the other ones aren't as bright! 4.Q Dad's girlfriend: ""I pushed the stool under the sink so you wou…

The Jewish talking dog Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, ""My dog has a problem. "" Dr. Saul says, ""So, tell me about the dog and the problem. "" ""It's a Jewish dog. His name is Seth and he can talk,"" says Morty. ""He can talk?"" the doubting doctor asks. ""Watch this!"" Morty points to the dog and commands: "" Seth, Fetch!"" Seth the dog, begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and says, ""So why are you talking to me like that? You always order me around lik…

Jokes of the day!! 1. A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot. He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just swears at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird, the man finally says, ""If you don't stop swearing, I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment."" The parrot continues, so finally the man puts the bird in the freezer. About an hour later, the parrot asks the man to please open the door. As the ma…

The Man and the Shaggy Dog Once upon a time, a man decided to climb a mountain. He took a nasty fall, badly bruising himself, and landed in the woods next to a shaggy-haired dog. Despite his injuries, he limped back to his house, where he left the dog, then to the nearest hospital, where he got some x-rays. When he got home, the dog looked hungry, so he made a steak just for the dog, and turned on the television. He was just about to call the pound when he heard that a wealthy couple, on vacatio…