A Chinese shop owner Tourist: What's your name? Shop Owner: Moshe Dayan Tourist: But you don't look Jewish. You look Chinese. Shop Owner: Yes, you're right. Tourist: Then how did you ever get a name like Moshe Dayan? Shop Owner: It's like this. Years ago, when i came to America, I was standing in line at the immigration documentation centre. The man in front of me was a Jewish man from Germany. The lady at the counter looked at him and said, "What is your name?" He said, "Moshe Dayan." The…

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Germany loses at home, and Japan beats America in overtime... M. Night Shyamalan's pitch for a World War II movie.

Hitler's Dream Hitler Awakens in the middle of night . Eva asks him : "" What happened Adi Russians in Berlin ?"" ""Ehhh no, i had stupid dream about Germany in year 2016 : Chancelor is woman, Foreign Minister is Fag , Turks working in the factories of Daimler-Benz , Germany pays debts of Greeks and Spaniards. Instead of Nazis there are Gays marching on streets. , We are paying to the Jews. And are listening to orders of some stupid America blackman. ! And thats not all... Fascists arent in Reic…