A Chinese shop owner
Tourist: What's your name?
Shop Owner: Moshe Dayan
Tourist: But you don't look Jewish. You look Chinese.
Shop Owner: Yes, you're right.
Tourist: Then how did you ever get a name like Moshe Dayan?
Shop Owner: It's like this. Years ago, when i came to America, I was standing in line at the immigration documentation centre. The man in front of me was a Jewish man from Germany. The lady at the counter looked at him and said, "What is your name?" He said, "Moshe Dayan." The…