I was browsing r/Jokes last night and my girlfriend told me that she doesn't know why I bother trying to make people laugh on the internet for useless virtual points and that the only joke I have is in my underwear. So here goes: ""Marks and Spencer, Medium 33-35 inch waist, 90% cotton, 10% elastene, Made in China, Part of a 2 part set""

Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.

Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single

Girlfriend gone and no Internet. Just jerked off to Halo menu screen music.