Both of 'em? Brad went over to Jack's house. While there Jack asked him to grab his slippers from upstairs, because he had back problems and couldn't really walk too well. Reluctantly, because he was a guest so he thought he shouldn't be Jack's errand boy, Brad made his way upstairs. While looking for the slippers he saw Jack's daughter and wife. They were both very attractive. Jack's wife asks him what he's up to, and he, being the quick thinker he is, responds: "Oh you know how Jack has ba…

Jack, Brad, and Russell got shipwrecked in an island and were captured by vicious tribesmen. They were brought to the Chieftain, to which they were ordered to go into the jungle, pick a fruit and gather 12 pieces of it and present it back. The three hurriedly went to the jungle. Jack and Brad returned together. Jack gathered 12 bananas, and Brad picked 12 blueberries. Upon presenting the fruits, the Chief then told the two: ""I will let anyone of you live if you can shove the fruits that you bri…

Just an innocent question Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Brad Pitt's is short, Madonna does not have one, and the Pope doesn't use it. What is it? >!A last name.!<

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats? Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.