Poor Hillary Clinton... I haven't seen someone hit a glass ceiling this hard since Goose from Top Gun

Hillary Clinton is a liar, cheater, thief, narcissist, who will say anything, do anything for money and power. She tells bold face lies making promises she never intend to keep. She does a half ass job to show people she is ""keeping her promise"" but will bail on the project before it finished. She starts wars with no intention of finishing the job, leave the troops with no support and abandon them while they are overseas. She takes bribes from foreign enemies and will screw America every chanc…

Bill Gates suddenly dies... ...and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95 among other indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never done before; I'll let you decide where you want to go." Bill p…

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