Male logic. Another joke from an 83 year old dad. This is a conversation between a man and his new girlfriend. Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions, which he answered quite simply. She is speechless after answering only one question. Critical Thinking At Its Very Best!: Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes. Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3. Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary!). …

I used to have a co-worker named Joe. He seemed to have come out of no where. When he first got the job, We asked him where he was from, but he would always just shrug off the question. Nevertheless, Joe and I got along really well. One day, he approached me and asked if he could move in with me and my girlfriend. He told us about how our job wasn't paying enough for him to live alone, so we agreed and he moved in a few days later. He was an alright roommate. He always cleaned up after himsel…

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears? A gf gif gift grift

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend? Because he is forever a loan.