Michael is very shy and has low self-esteem because he is missing an eye, and his poor parents could only afford a wooden false eye. He doesn't have many friends, and he's terrified of girls, although there is one girl he has his eye on. Her name is Betsy, and she has a hair-lip. The school dance is coming up in a few days, and it seems like absolutely everyone has a date. Everyone, that is, except for him and Betsy. It takes him quite awhile, but finally he works up the courage to approach her.…

Ole' Blue A young man goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend, he calls home. ""Dad,"" he says, ""you won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at college that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue, how to talk!"" ""That's amazing,"" his Dad says. ""How do I get Ole' Blue in that program?"" ""Just send him over here with $1,000,"" the young man says, ""and I'll get him in the course."" S…

A young Arkansas boy goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend, he calls home. ""Dad,"" he says, ""You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at Hendrix that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue how to talk!"" ""That's amazing,"" his Dad says. ""How do I get Ole' Blue in that program?"" ""Just send him over here with $1,000"" the young Arkie says ""and I'll get him in the course."" So,…

Two Sweethearts There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home…