Fat Girls Last night I was having some wings and beer with a coworker after work. There were these two pretty, but kinda fat girls drinking at the bar and being loud. They had what I could have sworn was a Scottish accent. I'm a big fan of girls from the UK, so I struck up a conversation. I asked them, ""So... you two ladies are from Scotland?"" I could see immediately that I had offended them. The brunette scowled and said, hotly, ""WALES!"" I apologized and said, ""I'm sorry. Are you two whale…

Female Scotties I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, ""Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"" One of them angrily screeched, ""It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"" So I apologized and replied, ""I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"" And that's the last thing I remember.

Three large girls walk into a bar... They sit down at the bar and try to order a drink. The bartender clearly doesn't understand their heavy accents so a man comes over to try and help. The man says, ""excuse me, but are you ladies from Scotland?"" They say, ""No! Wales, Wales!"" ""Oh my apologies! Are you whales from Scotland?""

An American man walks into a bar... An American man walks into a bar and grabs a seat. While ordering a pint, he can't help but overhear an obnoxiously loud but indiscernible conversation from three massively large ladies down the bar. The man calls out to them,, ""Hey babes, are you from Scotland?"" Quite rudely, one lady interjects while inhaling her fish and chips,nmnm, ""It's Wales, you jackass!"" Embarrassed, the man replies, ""My deepest apologies, Whales, are you fom Scotland?""