Female Scotties I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, ""Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"" One of them angrily screeched, ""It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"" So I apologized and replied, ""I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"" And that's the last thing I remember.
FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?
Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer
My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar.
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.
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