A salesman knocks on the door and a small child answers The salses man asks, "Is your father home"? "No, he was ran over by a tractor". "I'm sorry to hear that, is your mother home"? "No, she was ran over by a tractor". "Do you have any big brother or sister at home"? "No, they were ran over by a tractor" "So what are you doing here all alone"? "I'm driving a tractor"

Why did you have to die? A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you m…

A boy and his baseball glove. A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it? "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues. "OK. H…

I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed.