Sometimes I find it hard to express myself because FedEx hears me breathing.#Fedex#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
FedEx missed me and left a note saying I can pick up my delivery, but joke's on them -- I no longer have the strength to do anything at all#Fedex0🔗 SharePermalink →
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut.#Santa Claus#Fedex#Walmart#Parents+2 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry#Fedex#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →