Ken's convertible slowed to a halt on a lonely country road. "I guess," said his pretty but reluctant date, "that you're going to pull the old 'out of gas' routine?" "No," said Ken, "I'm going to pull the 'here after' routine." "The 'here after' routine. What's that?" she asked. "If you're not here after what I'm here after, you'll be here after I'm gone." I once got into trouble on a date. I didn't open her car door. Instead I just swam to the surface. Emo Philips
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