Old Man John sits down at the bar and orders a drink. He's wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat, and a phony beard. The bartender sets John's drink down and asks, "Going to a party, John?" "Yeah," John answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life." "But you look like Abe Lincoln," argues the barkeep. "That's right... My last four scores were seven years ago!"
You die and arrive at The Pearly Gates... and as you're about to check-in you see that the walls are covered in thousands of clocks; each one with a small name
A Newfie travels to The City There's a Newfie family who live way out in the country and never go into anything more populated than the town village. One day, t
Jack strode into John's Stable' looking to buy a horse... Jack strode into John's Stable' looking to buy a horse. ""Listen here"" said John, ""I've got just the
War has broken out.... War has broken out and conscription is enforced. John's birthday is called and he is summoned for basic training. Once he completes his t
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