War has broken out.... War has broken out and conscription is enforced. John's birthday is called and he is summoned for basic training. Once he completes his training, he is sent straight to the front. Upon arriving, he finds out that there is a shortage of weapons. His commanding officer tells him that it's ok, because they have come to an agreement with the enemy, and whoever raises their finger guns first and says ""bang, bang"", the other soldier will fall to the ground as if they were dead. John is surprised and concerned by this, but he has no other choice. When given the call, he and his fellow soldiers run into the battlefield. John sees his first enemy, raises his guns and yells ""bang, bang!"" The enemy clutches his chest and falls to the ground. He sees another one, raises his finger guns, yells ""bang,bang!"" However, this solider keeps coming straight at him. ""Bang, bang!"" ""Bang,bang!"" John is yelling at his soldier, but he doesn't stop. The soldier keeps coming at John and runs straight over him. ""Tank, tank..."" are the last words John heard as the soldier continued on his way....
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