A Fast Taxi Driver Three men walked out of a bar, terribly drunk. Because they lived in the same apartment building 10 blocks away, they hailed one taxi to share the ride. The taxi driver saw that the three men where thoroughly drunk and was planning on tricking them. He drove one block down the street and stopped, telling the men that they arrived. The first man thanked the taxi driver and paid for the ride. The second man, fumbling with his wallet accidentally tipped the driver $50. The taxi d…

3 drunk man and Taxi driver funny story Three drunk men hired a taxi from town center to their house. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he decided to cheat them. He started the engine, and instead of driving, turned it off after one minute. Then told the men, ""We have reached your house, get down."" The first man got down and handed him money. The second man said, ""Thank you"". The third man slapped the driver! The driver, shocked and thinking that the third man is aware of his pran…

Two country yokels are talking in the pub. First man says, “I failed my driving test last week.” Second man asks, “What did you fail on?” “Road signs” replies the first man, “The examiner asked me, ‘What sign do you expect to see when driving down a country lane?’” I replied, “Fresh farm eggs – 90 pence a dozen!”

Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!" The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, f…