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Thanksgiving dinner, my niece couldn't stop talking about her new boyfriend... ...how they compliment each other, ""We're like the Ying and Yang"" so I said, ""Hey I'm trying to eat here, could you please stop talking about your boyfriend's Yang?""

#Ying#Yang#Dating#Holiday
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Ying, Xing and Ping in Amsterdam It's probably worse 'cause I've hadn't enough time to think it through. Here it goes: Ying, Xing and Ping decided to take a spacecake holiday and get baked on Amsterdam. As soon as the plane touches the ground, they light the grass and start their journey. As they roll around, Ying wants to try different batches of dope candy, Xing wants to smoke a huge ganja blunt and Ping is in for just getting plain dumb. Xing and Ying take their time and enjoy the trip, while…

#Ying#Amsterdam#Police
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I once met an irritating man who upheld his family name. He was Hanoi-Ying.

#Ying#Hanoi#One-Liner
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