#woods-one

[Long] A man and his wife are living in a cabin in the woods... One day, the man goes to the well to get some water for the cabin before going to chop firewood, and clumsily drops his trusty hatchet into the well. The spirit of the well rises and says 'I am the spirit of the well, and help those who lose possesions in my well'. He asks the man what he needs help with and the man says that he dropped his trusted hatchet into the well. Without hesitation, the spirit of the well retrieves several h…

Two hunters found a deep hole in the woods... One hunter looked down in the hole and said to the other, ""how deep you think that hole is?"" The other hunter said ""I don't know, lets throw somethin' down in there and see how long it takes to hit the bottom."" There was an old transmission laying next to the hole so the hunter picks it up and throws it in the hole and waits for the sound. A few seconds later a goat comes running full speed and jumps down into the hole. ""That was strange"" said …

Two hunters get lost in the woods... One of them decides to fire into the air to try and signal for help. When no help comes, they decide to continue forward to try and find anyone who can give them a ride. Half the day goes by, while the hunters continue into the forest, firing into the air ever so often. Finally, dusk falls, and the two make a campfire for the night. One hunter turns to the other and says, ""Boy, I sure hope we get someone's attention soon."" ""Yeah,"" says the second hunter, …

Two men are hunting in the woods... One of them peers through his scope and says, ""Hey, I can see your house!"" The second guy says ""Cool, what do you see?"" The first guy replies ""I see your wife cheating on you with another man!"" Then the second says ""I'm sick of her shit; shoot her in head, and as for the man... shoot him in the privates."" The first guy replies, ""I can make that in one shot.""

Two Polish guys are walking through the woods... One says ""Look, a dead bird!"". The other looks up in the trees and says ""Where?!""