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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary did

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Little Mary #1 Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher asked her while she was napping, ""Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ""God Almighty!"" shouted Mary. The teacher said, ""Very good,"" and little Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ""Who is our Lord and Savior?""

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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping ""Tell me Mary who created the universe?"" When Mary didn't stir little Johnny an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ""God Almighty!"" shouted Mary and the teacher said ""Very good"" and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary ""Who is our Lord and Savior"" but Mary didn't even sti

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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping ""Tell me Mary who created the universe?"" When Mary didn't stir little Johnny an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ""God Almighty!"" shouted Mary and the teacher said ""Very good"" and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary ""Who is our Lord and Savior"" but Mary didn't even sti

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Little Mary Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'

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