Two Russian motorcycle cops are sitting on the side of the road.
This was a joke Ronald Reagan told about Gorbachev, but most people probably forgot about Gorbachev, so I made it about Putin.
These two Russian motorcycle cops are sitting on the side of a Russian highway. They both get a call from the Russian government telling them that every car caught speeding is to be pulled over and sent straight to jail.
Now, Vladamir Putin was in a huge hurry that day, and he told his limo driver to s…