#verizon

According to Verizon, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ.

Today we put differences aside and wish peace and love to all mankind. Except for Verizon who I hate.

Hey Verizon, here's an idea ~ $9.99 for unlimited calls, text, and data. But, $179.99 a minute to call ex-girlfriends.

Pretty cool to think every time the Verizon guy said "Can you hear me now?" the NSA was quietly answering "Yes we can."

A Cellular Service Provider Joke What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint? You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Verizon made a new minimum security prison and despite what many would believe its very successful. its got no bars but you still cant get out of it for 2 years

Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon. 10 gigs for $80 a month

What does Verizon wireless and abortion clinics have in common? They both have early termination fees