What does Verizon wireless and abortion clinics have in common? They both have early termination fees

Verizon made a new minimum security prison and despite what many would believe its very successful. its got no bars but you still cant get out of it for 2 year

A Cellular Service Provider Joke What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint? You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Pretty cool to think every time the Verizon guy said "Can you hear me now?" the NSA was quietly answering "Yes we can."