Townes Van Zandt joke A police officer stops a drunk man on the street. Officer: How are you doing this evening, sir? Drunk: Officer, I think somebody stole my car. Officer: Where did you last see it? Drunk: Right at the end of this key. Officer: Alright, buddy, why don't you just call a cab. And zip up your fly while you're at it. Drunk: Ah, man, they got my girl too!