A joke I heard on a Townes Van Zandt album. I guess maybe NSFW? Paraphrased a bit. I doubt Mr. Van Zandt would mind, and god knows who he heard it. A cop is out walking the streets in a little town one night when he comes across a drunk man. The drunk is stumbling around the sidewalk back and forth like he's looking for something. Cop asks ""What're you looking for buddy?"" The guy slurs ""My car, officer, they took my car!"" The cop decides to play along because it's been a slow night. ""Alrigh…

Two black guys were walking down the road in Los Angeles.... When they were hit by a police car driven by a drunk cop. One guy was thrown through the windscreen and his buddy was sent hurling down an embankment. The first guy was charged with breaking and entering, and the second was charged with leaving the scene of an accident. (I'm not racist but I laughed at this so hard.)

A cop sees a drunk stumbling down the street He says, "Hey, Buddy, you look a little drunk, you ok?." The drunk says, "Man, I sure am glad to see you officer. See, somebody just stole my car." The cop says, "Stole your car? Where was the car when you last saw it?" The guy says, "Right on the end of this key." The cop looks at the key and looks at the drunk and says, "Well, go two blocks down to the Station and report it to the desk sergeant." The drunk says, "Thanks, officer. You been…

A drunk is stumbling down the street, and approaches a cop on duty The drunk says, "Officer, I need your help. Somebody stole my car!" The cops askes, "Where was it when you last saw it?" The drunk replies, holding a silver key, "right on the end of this key." The cop chuckles, and says, "Well, you better head down to the station and fill out the proper forms. They'll help you out." The drunk says, "Ok", and starts to wander off. But before he can get away, the cop calls out to him. "Hey b…