*The Glasgow Brothel* The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties. ""May I help you sir?"" she asked. ""I want to see Valerie,"" the man replied. ""Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else"", said the madam. ""No, I must see Valerie,"" he replied. Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged 5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five th…