why yes i studied sports medicine at the university of phoenix. *puts stethoscope on basketball, nods*#University Of Phoenix#Sports#School#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Girl are you a University of Phoenix degree because I'm pursuing you online and from my couch#University Of Phoenix#School#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Imagine you're about to have surgery and right before the anesthesia kicks in you notice a "University of Phoenix" degree on the wall#University Of Phoenix#School0🔗 SharePermalink →
If you post a pic of the temperature in your car on Facebook the University of Phoenix will email you a Meteorology degree.#Facebook#University Of Phoenix#School#Driving0🔗 SharePermalink →
Sorry I burnt your degree from the University of Phoenix thinking that a better degree would rise from its ashes.#University Of Phoenix#School#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix, do they just send you a screencap of your degree?#University Of Phoenix#School#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →