The Ultimate Computer
The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line. One day, a guided school tour arrived.
The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. "This," he said, "is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it. Would anyone like to try?"
Little Johnny quickly stepped forward and asked, "Where is my father?"
There was the soft hum of powerful electronic gear going to the task. Pane…