A joke from the Soviet era Reagan is visiting the Soviet Union and arrives at the Ukrainian city of Odessa. Expecting a warm welcoming party by the people of the city, he is both shocked and offended that no one is greeting him at the city gates. The embarrassed Soviet officials scramble to find someone to fire the ceremonial cannon announcing the visit of the leader of the second most powerful nation in the world. The cannon is fired and after a brief pause, a lonely window opens in a nearby bu…