Three southern woman sitting in the hair salon talking about the pet names for their men. First woman says ""I call my man Southern Comfort, cos he's a big man and he keeps me warm all night in bed"" Second woman's says ""I call my man Budweiser cos his name is Buddy and he's the wisest man I ever met"" Third women says ""I call my man Drambuie, cos he is one hell of a fancy licker""