#third-baby

A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. They hired a lovely lass for the job. She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat. One day, after about six months, she came in and said she would have to quit. ""But why?"" asked the disappointed wife. She hemmed and hawed and said she didn't want to say, but the wife was persistent, so finally she said, ""Well on my day off a couple of months ago I met this good-looking fellow from …

Babies Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions of Ireland with no running water, no electricity, none of the creature comforts. One night, Mikes' wife goes into labor. The local doctor is there in attendance. ""What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?"" ""Hold the lantern, Mikey. Here it comes!"" The doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see. ""Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy."" ""Saints be praised, I..."" Before Mike can f…

The Lantern Deep in the back woods of Letcher County, Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. As there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ""Here..You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!"" Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ""Whoa, there,"" said the doctor, ""Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down - I think there's another one coming!"" Sure …

A wealthy old man marries a young woman... Before long they are in the hospital delivering their first baby. ""Congratulations its a healthy boy,"" the doctor says to the elderly man. ""How did you do it at your age?"" ""Well Doc, I just have a great running engine."" the man replies. A few years later the man and his wife return to have their second baby. Again the doctor congratulates the old man, and asks again, ""How do you have the energy keep having these children?"" Again the man says, ""…

Hillbilly Birth Deep in the back woods of Eastern Kentucky, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am doing!' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another one coming.' Sure enough, …

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ""Here, You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!"" Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ""Whoa there"", said the doctor, ""Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another one coming"". Sure enough, wit…

Deep In the back woods, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ""Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing."" Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. Whoa there, said the doctor, ""Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming."" Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a…

The Perfect maid They hired a lovely lass for the job. She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat. One day, after about six months, she came in and said she would have to quit. "But why?" asked the disappointed wife. She hemmed and hawed and said she didn't want to say, but the wife was persistent, so finally she said, "Well on my day off a couple of months ago I met this good-looking fellow from over in the next county, and well, I'm pregnant." The wife said,…