#the-way

[sees girl reading To Kill A Mockingbird] "Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] kills all those frickin birds."

How can you tell if someone is a construction worker or a chemist The way they pronounce unionised

My father always told me ""The way to a woman's heart is... ""...through her left breast.""

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn'…

The difference between a scientist and a plumber... The way you pronounce unionized.

Walt Disney was an anti-Semite.... The way Disneyland sponges the money makes him seem more like a Jew.

The Horse Jim strode into John's Stable' looking to buy a horse. ""Listen here"" said John, ""I've got just the horse your looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow. He doesn't go and stop the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to scream ""heyhey."" The way to get him to go is to scream ""Thank God."" Jim nodded his head, ""fine with me, can I take him for a test run?"" Jim was having the time of his life, *this horse sure can run*, he thought. Jim was speedin…

A boy asks his mom why he's black and she's white She says, "Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark."