Going to the Soviet Union
The Finnish President was planning a visit to a border town in the USSR. The local Kommissar, hoping to impress the Finns, decided to visit a local school. In preparation, he had all the children learn new songs, march in formation, wear their best uniforms, etc. Propaganda at its finest.
The big day arrived and the Kommissar stood before the students and loudly asked "Who has the best schools in the world?" To which the student replied "The Soviet Union!" He asked ag…