#stella

How Stella Got Her Goat Back #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

It took us ages to get this joke... Want to have a go? So the theme for my [House Warming Party](http://i.imgur.com/TaE9k.jpg) was ""Puns"" and everyone came dressed as a pun. I sewed boxes of smarties to my pants (hardy har har). [This guy](http://imgur.com/a/yWeqt#0) arguably had the hardest one to guess. Those are sprigs of thyme. They're in white coats which have stethoscopes and an RX logo on them. Can you guess what he was? Two bonus pics in that album of my 'fancy party'... the girl is my…

My friend decided to cut out whiskey... ...but he's Stella heavy drinker.

What is Marlon Brando's favorite beer? STELLA!

If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then this has to be a Christmas joke. I was on a train the other day when two Swedish men sat down next to me The two introduced themselves as Sven and Olf. Olf in particular was wearing a t-shirt with the USSR flag on and boasted a cap with a hammer and sickle on, so I assumed he was an avid communist. I asked them if either of them knew where I could get alcohol on the train, and Olf piped up: "If you go to carriage 4, you can get a Guinness, you idiot. You …

It took us ages to get this joke... Want to have a go? So the theme for my was "Puns" and everyone came dressed as a pun. I sewed boxes of smarties to my pants (hardy har har). arguably had the hardest one to guess. Those are sprigs of thyme. They're in white coats which have stethoscopes and an RX logo on them. Can you guess what he was? Two bonus pics in that album of my 'fancy party'... the girl is my sister. She was drinkin' Stella. What was she?