Three Apple Engineers are using the restroom... The first man finishes up and begins washing his hands in the sink. He soaps up both his hands and arms and thoroughly washes all the way up to his elbows not missing a spot. He then proceeds to use half a roll of paper towels to dry up and announces to the others in the restroom, ""I graduated from Stanford University, and there they taught us to be clean and unsullied."" The next man finishes up and walks over to the sink. Using only a few second…