A man goes on Holiday in Madrid
After exploring the Spanish country he decides to get a tattoo, and gets a bull on his arm.
A few days later, he is on a tour with a guide, when the guide says "hey, that looks swollen,"
The man replies "really?! Do you know anywhere I can get treated?"
The tour guide responds "yeah, I know a guy."
The man says "I didn't know you had people so specialised,"
And the guide responds "of course, no one expects the Spanish ink physician"