#sister-margaret

Two Priests going on vacation to Hawaii were... determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their ""tourist"" garb They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a ""drop dead gorgeous"" blonde in a topless bikini came walkin…

St. Patricks day jokes! This is for y'all to add on to, but I've got us a few starters here. Enjoy! * So two Irish guys walk out of a bar... * An Irishman walks into a pub and orders dozens of martinis, removing the olives, placing them in a jar, and drinking the martinis. When the jar is filled with olives and all the martinis drank, he starts to leave. The bartender stops him and asks, ""Excuse me but, what was that all about?"" The Irishman replies, ""My wife sent me out for a jar of olives."…

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light ...in their car in Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your chest, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross." So Sister Mary Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fookin' wankers, before I come over there and rip yer nuts off!" Sister Mary Margaret looks back at the Moth…