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A winery is looking for a taster and so the vintner puts an ad out in the paper. The next day, a man arrives at the office. He has greasy hair and a five o'clock shadow, he's wearing a filthy jacket and torn jeans, he obviously hasn't had a shower since Christ was crucified, and he smells strongly of stale tobacco smoke and cheap beer. The vintner sees the man's obviously a homeless dipsomaniac, so he tries to turn him away, but the man tells him he's here about the job. ""Well, all right, then,…

An Irishman walks into a talent agency and he says to the judge, ""Hey, I've got this great double act I want to show you."" The judge, perplexed says, ""Uh, well there's only one of you."" Suddenly, the Irishman's identical twin brother jumps out from behind him and the judge remarks, ""Two Shay.""

Sisters Two sisters from the mid-west were on a road trip across the U.S. As they were tooling across East Texas they began seeing signs for a town called Nacogdoches. This prompted some heated discussion between the sisters about how the name of the town should be pronounced. One sister was of the opinion that the g was silent and the c h e s part was prounounced like the word cheese. The other, that the gd combination resulted in a soft j sound and the c h e s part was prounounced shay. …

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks. "Same time as before... Noon." replies the clerk. Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered "When joo shay the bar opins at?" The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you." …