Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, ""O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye."" Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels. ""Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do."" O'Brian burst into tears, ""Anything Patrick, anything ye wish. It's done."" ""Well…