What did Sean Connery do when he saw a guy drowning? he started undressing and yelled 'I will shave you'#Sean Connery#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Knock Knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery.#Sean Connery#Q&A#Knock Knock0🔗 SharePermalink →
Where does Sean Connery keep his guns? In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.#Sean Connery#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What does Sean Connery say when he has to go number 2? "I've got a shituation"#Sean Connery#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why couldn't Sean Connery help fight for civil rights? No one else wanted to be in a "shit in"#Sean Connery#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Did you hear that Sean Connery tried out speed-dating but he ended up making all his dates sick? He was told it was a shingles club.#Sean Connery#Dating#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →