#sean-connery

""I like your pushy."" Sean Connery talking dirty to his woman

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head? I blame my shelf

Sean Connery: A Man Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle? When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

The Most Famous Man Who Ever Lived One day at primary school, the teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give 50 cents to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived." An Irish lad put his hand up and said, "It's Bono!" The teacher said, "Sorry, Sean, that's not correct." Then a Scottish boy put up his hand and said, "It's Sean Connery!" The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Harry, that's not right either." Finally, a little Jewish girl raised her hand and said…

One thing that Sean Connery asked his wife only once and never again. To sit on his face.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed? He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

Sean Connery is standing at your door, wearing white shorts and a white shirt and holding a racket. What time is it? Tennish.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him? I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Does Sean Connery like herbs? Yes, but only partially.

Sean Connery was Sean Connery was flying on a private jet when the two pilots came back and told him that they lost all control and the plane was going to crash. The first pilot jumped out and yelled, "God save me!", and landed on a pile of pillows. The second pilot jumped out and yelled, "God save me!", and landed on a haystack. Sean Connery jumped out and yelled, "God shave me!", and landed in a barbershop.

What day of the week did Sean Connery always avoid people? Shunday

Sean Connery had this weird habit of arranging dinner plates by the year they were made. It was an extremely rare dish order.

When Sean Connery first learned to talk.. he would pronounce his name like "Sawn." His mother explained, "no dear, the S makes a "SH" sound. And the resht is hishtory.

What did Sean Connery say when he hit his head on some books? I only have my shelf to blame.

Sean Connery was interviewed by Stephen Colbert and bragged that despite his 87 years of age

How does Sean Connery shave? CTRL + S

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?... ...I can only blame myshelf.

Does Sean Connery like herbs? Yes

Sean Connery was in his private library. He was sat down reading a book when a large encyclopaedia fell and hit him on the head. ""Ouch!"" He said. ""What was that? Who is responsible for this?"" He then looked down at the book and noticed what it was. ""Oh well"" he said. ""I guess I've only got myshelf to blame"".

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him? I can only blame my shelf.

Sean Connery is standing at your door wearing white shorts and a white shirt and holding a racket. What time is it?

If Sean Connery starred in Interstellar... He'd tell Murph to stop talking to her shelf.

never heard this before Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who ? DISH IS SEAN CONNERY

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?,"He prefers them shaken not stirred.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings? His shavings account.