Accountant Joke
The CEO of a large corporation called his directors for a meeting. He asked the director of development, "Mr. Jones, what is two plus two?"
Mr. Jones, looking a bit confused, replied, "Two plus two is four, Sir."
The CEO said, "Ya, that\`s what I thought you would say." Then he asked the marketing director, "Mrs. Schmitt, what is two plus two?"
Mrs. Schmitt, also looking confused, replied, "Jones is right, Sir. Two plus two is four."
The CEO said, "Hmmm..." Then he asked…