An old blues musician visits a beach in Florida.
He comes across a man building the most beautiful musical instruments with the sand. Guitars, violins, cellos, all exquisitely detailed.
The blues musician says to him "Make me a harp". So the guy builds him one with a tall, beautiful piller, an incredible soundboard and 47 strings, all impossibly made from sand.
"No, no! You misunderstood. A *mouth* harp!" says the blues musician.
"Oh, you'll need to go to California for that"
"What do you m…