Topical Jokes for 10/26 (for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host) In Dallas, a man was arrested after he attacked a man in a pink shirt, while shouting homophobic slurs. Because what could be less gay than freaking out over another man's outfit? In California, a man robbed a convenience store, only to return later to apologize and give back the money. The cashier accepted the man's apology, then shot him eleven times. Scientists in Switzerland used a spectrometer to …